Kel(lan)/Rookie, they/them, 22. INTP, Gemini☀️ Pisces🌕 Cap↗️. I like girls and cartoons. Welcome to my little corner of the internet. I have absolutely no fucking idea what you'll find here and I'm too lazy to update this thing as quickly as my interests change. Just scroll, you'll get an idea eventually.
Everytime I hear the phrase “Great Minds think alike” I am inevitably reminded that the German equivalent is “Zwei Dumme ein Gedanke” (Two Idiots same thought)
Great minds run in the same gutter.
In Dutch it’s Twee zielen, een gedachte which means Two souls, one thought
Me, at the grocery store: wow this watermelon is the same weigh as a severed human head!
My dad, two feet away: what
Me: what
My brother walking in to the room: …what are you doing
Me, crying: T-posing to assert dominance over the characters in my own story
My brother: wow, what page are you on?
Me, a writer: 32
My brother: wow you write really fast
Me, a writer, who has not managed to write a single sentence in a full week: Right.
My dad: hey we’re gonna watch a movie as a family in a few hours. You want to join us?
Me: i was planning on writing a bit today.
My dad: well then, maybe when you’re done?
Me, sweating: i dont think you know how this works.
Me: what if i wrote this quick one shot and finished something for once in my life
Also me: what if i turned this quick one shot into a multichaptered fic with lots of angst and pinning and never finished it ever
Brother: hey are you okay? You look upset
Me: im fine!!
Dad: are you alright? You look sad–
Me: im cool!
Boyfriend: hey are you doing okay?
Me: yeah. Im good i promise.
Sister: are you doing alri–
Me: I SWEAR IM FINE. IM MAKING THESE FACES BECAUSE IM PLOTTING A STORY IN MY HEAD AND ITS SUPER DRAMATIC. IM ACTUALLY QUITE CONTENT RIGHT NOW. PLEASE GO BACK TO WHAT YOU WERE DOING.
Me: alright i have a debate tomorrow to prepare for, a midterm the day after that for a class im barely passing, homework due, a lab report that needs to be done, another lab to get ready for, and i need to get at least eight hours of sleep this week and eat sometime before next Thursday.
Also me: and thEN THEY WERE ROOMMATES AND THERE WAS ONLY ONE BED
Me: alright! Time to do my homework!
Me, six hours later with two pages of an au written and no homework done: how the fuck did i get here again
Me: *writes a scene where any character has their jaw gently turned up so they can look in anothers eyes*
Me: is it just me or is this super intimate???
Me: ….
Me: *googles “how to tell if you’re touched starved”*
daily reminder that social media is fake. your stretch marks are cool, having acne is just fine, belly rolls are amazing and body hair is perfectly normal 🖤
being non-binary is sooooo exhausting… everyone wants a piece of you, you’re hot, you’re funny, you’re cooler than ice cold, you dress impeccably… smash that reblog button if you too think non-binary people deserve to be given 1000000 dollars in cash.
[Image description: A photoset of a white vlogger in front of a bookshelf filled with DVDs, with the captions: "How is it my responsibility, or even my place, to apologize for the actions of my ancestors? Because they did it in my name. They did it for the prosperity of their descendants. But I don’t want any benefits conferred through slavery. I know it’s impossible for me to shed every single advantage that my ancestry affords me, but the least I could do is examine it. Be critical of it, to be as proactive as possible when it comes to the whole ‘not being complicit in historical atrocities’ thing. As a person of considerable privilege, I consider it my responsibility because my privilege will try to make me complicit by default.“]
if you call a nonbinary person cis bc they don’t perform androgyny to a level you approve of i’m omw with a big hammer to shatter your kneecaps
This is incredibly important to remember. Nonbinary isnt just a middle ground or a third gender. Its not being in the binary. Thats it. That means something different to every nb person. So maybe someone does lean a bit more into their assigned gender at birth, they’re still nonbinary and calling them cis just because they arent preforming for you is transphobic- Yes even if you are trans too.
the inherent nonbinaryism of being an eccentric or mad scientist
the gender euphoria of a lab coat and rubber gloves, the gender euphoria of wild, untamed hair, the gender euphoria of giant goggles that might have swirl patterns on them, the gender euphoria of injecting yourself with various glowing green liquids
fun fact nonbinary ppl with boobs, nonbinary ppl who like their boobs, and nonbinary ppl who want boobs are cool and valid and just as nonbinary as ppl w flat chests and deserve to have a good time all the time
